TAILS OF THE BAYCATS BAYCATS MEET THE CREW CAT3 CAT8 CAT6e TERA CAT7 CAT5 CAT5e 10G CAT6A CAT6 ✦ a low-voltage comedy · scroll to begin ✦
✦ Tails of the Baycats · Season 1 ✦
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EPISODE 02
"Cat6 Was Setting Up a VLAN."

A new license plate camera was installed at the Den entrance.
IR. 130 feet. 4K night vision. The works.

The old G5 Pro still looked nice. Cat6 couldn't throw it away.
He took it back to his nook. Plugged it in. Powered it up.
Thought he'd VLAN it properly while he had some downtime.

Then he started playing video games.

The G5 Pro went live. Public. He didn't notice.

G5 Pro · PUBLIC BAYCAT6 SCORE: 84,220 VLAN CONFIG · IN PROGRESS G5_Pro_01 VLAN 1 ← ✗ attempt 1: untagged port camera = still on VLAN 1 ← short
Game on one screen. VLAN config on the other. Neither getting his full attention.
G5_Pro_01 · PUBLIC · 00:00:01 · counting
68.0°F ✓ DEVICE SCAN switch_01 ap_den_2G cam_entry G5_Pro_01 PUBLIC 11:03:41
Cat8. 11:03:41. Routine scan.
NETWORK SCAN switch_01 ap_den G5_Pro_01 PUBLIC NOTES 11:03:42
Cat6e. 11:03:42. She was already scanning. Notebook already open.
Less than a second later.
LIVE · G5_Pro_01 TERA 10G ✦ FANCY BUTT KITTY TREATS ✦ premium · artisan rear-facing formula ADD TO CART
Before Cat8 or Cat6e could say a word — Cat7 and Cat6A were already in motion.
This is hilarious! He really doesn't realize
we can all see him right now.
His patch cable length tail makes this whole
thing so much funnier. Look see,
he can hardly reach it!
← reset pin G5_Pro_01 · PUBLIC 01:44:22 still live · still public
Between rounds, Cat6 noticed the VLAN wasn't right. He grabbed the G5 Pro to find the reset pinhole.
Ok now, where is that tiny little hole,
it says, oh on the bottom of the camera...
The camera connected to his ethernet tail made it difficult for him to press the button. He reached for the camera. The sneaky live feed viewers were delighted to see Cat6 struggle. At first... then.
68°F ✓ NOTES
Gross.
Gross.
TERA 10G
...Gross.
That is genuinely gross.
Den Group Cat6A 11:08:44 🔴 WATCH THE FEED — Cat6 can't VLAN and we ordered him CAT NIP!!! Cat7 11:08:46 Link: G5_Pro_01 · PUBLIC Cat5e 11:09:02 Oh no 😭😂 Cat3 11:09:31 Oh my. I'm on my way to 5's. CAT6e received: ✓ feed link ✗ group message was already watching notebook open
Somethings are better unseen. Maybe they shouldn't have been spying in the first place? Never-the-less, the overbuilt cats still had a Cat-to-nip.
BAYCAT3 FEED LIVE BAYCAT5 LIVE
Cat3 read the message, set his book down, and shuffled over to Cat5's nook. Just to watch.
I haven't moved this fast in three years.
GAME OVER FINAL SCORE: 84,220 continue? 2:04 remaining TIME TO VLAN 2:04 WATCHING notebook open
Cat6 had been laying in his arm chair. The group had a view of the game too. They were watching intently and then the game ended. Baycat6 was going to the next round. He urgently reached back to face the camera towards himself. The light indicator was lit so he began walking-through the memorized steps.
Okay — reset — VLAN 20 — tag the port —
close WAN route — firewall rule —
two minutes let's go.
CAT3 + CAT5 CAT8 CAT5e CAT7 + CAT6A CAT6e notes...
The camera feed goes black.
Den Group Cat6A 11:08:44 · 🔴 WATCH THE FEED... Cat7 11:08:46 · Link: G5_Pro_01 · PUBLIC Cat5e 11:09:02 · Oh no 😭😂 Cat3 11:09:31 · I'm on my way to 5's. Cat6A 11:15:01 Watch. We will see him in 15 minutes.
CONNECTION LOST.
G5_Pro_01 · VLAN 20 · private · 15:19:04 · Cat6 got it right on attempt 2
BAYCAT6 ✦ Cat Nip ✦ premium · artisan premium · artisan · rear-facing formula From: anonymous 🐾
A knock on Baycat6's nook door sparked him to waddle over with the camera still between his legs. When he looked outside to greet whomever was there he was surprised to see a small package of catnip.
Baycat6 picked up the CAT NIP bag 15 minutes later. Maybe those are Cat3's? They tasted old.
BAYCAT3 cane? Token Ring Complete Guide
Cat3's nook. Empty. Lamp still on. Patch cane gone.
Hm. That's strange.
...maybe he's with Cat5?
BAYCAT5
Cat5's nook. Cat3 was still there. Cat6 had an empty bag of Catnip in his hand.
Cat3, I think someone accidentally brought me
your Cat Nip and I ate it?
You know, son — my catnip is all here.
Fine artisan catnip from my travels
that I have been storing.
Cat3 really does have the best catnip — oh
and I really don't go near the stuff anymore.
Cat6A was just talking about catnip.
Let me see what he said.
Cat6 now knew the whole story and he felt embarrassed.
BAYCAT5e G4 Bullet 312 days BAYCAT6
On the way to Cat6A's nook he noticed Cat5e's camera was also oddly placed. He thought maybe when he went over there to apologize he could offer to fix it.
BAYCAT6e
Cat6e was waiting at her door. He walked right past.
BAYCAT6A PERSONAL BEST 9.8 Gbps ↑ upload · 2024 10G
Stop three. Cat6A's nook.
6A — I wanted to apologize for the camera.
You know what a VLAN is, right Cat6?
Like — you do know what a subnet is?
I'm just checking. For a professional.
This is wild.
Cat6 kept his cool. If 6A wasn't going to confess Cat7 would.
BAYCAT7 TERA v4 TERA TERA
Stop four. Cat7's nook.
Cat7 — I wanted to say sorry about the feed.
Apology accepted. For what it's worth —
I could have just blocked your feed.
I just thought it was interesting that
you ate all the kitty treats.
Cat7 found a way to make the apology about TERA but also found a way to blame himself for the treats.
VLAN 20 · ISOLATED G5_Pro VLAN 20 no WAN route · local only subnet: 192.168.20.0/24 10G TERA
Cat6 went to find Cat6A and Cat7. He had something to show them.
Look — a VLAN is just a virtual wall.
You segment the network so devices
can't talk to each other by default.
The camera should have been on its own.
Subnet 192.168.20.0 slash 24.
Completely isolated. Nobody gets in.
So you knew how to do it.
You just didn't do it.
Cat6 had no response to that. Cat7 was already walking away.
✦   The Ending   ✦
BAYCAT5e
Cat6 was heading back to his nook. Cat5e was on a ladder.
Cat5e spoke first.
Cat6 — I'm sorry. The camera.
I know it's been aimed at your nook.
I was going to move it, I just —
No — I was going to say the same thing.
I'm sorry about my camera. The G5 Pro.
I think we were — both going to apologize.
He blushed. She saw it from the ladder.
BAYCAT6e NOTES
5E yelled from the ladder. "Hey 6, your video game skills were um, impressive."
CAT6E's Journal hot tail. · Ep01 Maybe they like each other?
6E came out from her den when she heard their voices. The whole scenario had been so weird. Why hadn't anyone noticed she was on the feed as well? She opened her journal.
G4 Bullet · Day 313 BAYCAT6 slightly less · still aimed · still running
Cat5e's camera stayed aimed at Cat6's nook. Slightly less.
5e's cabling aesthetics are top notch. She's kind of like watching my back.

He wasn't worried about her invading his privacy. Some cameras store their contents in the cloud. Truly, who owns the data? Others are open to hacking, or bugs, or only record for 60 seconds at a time. At least Cat5e owned the data and had his best interest in mind.

✦ Tails of the Baycats · Season 1 · Episode 02 · End ✦ — SEGMENTED — Cat6 knew about the G4 Bullet. He didn't bring it up. Neither did she. Next · Episode 03 · "No Signal" · The Patch goes dark.